mzsroboto

 Hi Ya'll

It's been a while (a really long while). I just had to blog about my recent discrepancies on the topic of AGE and RELATIONSHIPS. I am quite baffled by the magnitude of people saying that AGE IS JUST A NUMBER. PUTA MADRE. No its more than a number. IT REPRESENTS something far deeper than just a trivial representation of how old you are.... IT REPRESENTS.... maturity, respect, and wisdom ETC. 

After some hard partying last night, I was talking to my date... APPARENTLY, he's younger than me ~(8+ months). WHY THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME JUST NOW AND LET ME JUST VOMIT ALL THE ALCOHOL I JUST INGESTED. 

All of a sudden, I felt my whole world shatter... like I was lied to... I was DECEIVED. He didn't lie about his age but he never told me. GAWD. really?! I FELT LIKE ONE OF THOSE SILLY CARTOONS WHERE THEY DROP AN ANVIL ON TOP OF YOU. I was speechless for a while. 

I couldn't get over it. I tried to let the AGE thing pass. OBVIOUSLY, that didn't happen. All I could think of is I'M A CRADLE SNATCHER, A COUGER AND A BABY SITTER. WTF. A guy older than me is one of the only few criterion I WANT. OMG. THIS IS BEYOND HORRIBLE. 

CATASTROPHE. 

PUTA MADRE. PUTA MADRE. PUTA MADRE. 

hmmm watchasay 
xomzsroboto

Life Updater --

• bought a PC netbook cause fckng Mac does not have excel 2007 toolpak add ins. BITCH. 
• bought a red ipod nano woohooo. Finally! I've been earphone-less for the past month and it's driving me crazy!!!!! how can i ward off unwanted people in public places w/o my earphones? GAWWWD.
• I WANT NEW BLUSHES AND EYE SHADOW! SOMEONE SEND ME KANEBO LUNASOL IN BEIGE BEIGE. PLEASE. IM BEGGING ANYONE OUT THERE. PLEASE.
• I also want the MAC Ombre blush. YES! ALL OF THEM. YES! I AM A SELFISH BITCH. BITCH. FCK OFF. IM SAD AND DEPRESSED.
• I got two Joe's jeans jeggings. I know I know. GROSS. gimme a break. Im gaining weight and all that can fit are leggings. OHKAY. 
• I got a pair of khaki pants ala EMMANUELLE ALT! Yes. Ready to wear pants again. I've been living in my leggings and Im even grossed out by it...
• I WANT A PAIR OF OXFORD FLATS. Someone DONATE PLEASE. HAHA
• I WANT THE WHOLE FENTON/FALLON for J.CREW jewelry. Im dying to have them ALL.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST --

• I'M OVURRRR SCHOOL. WHATS NEW. 

wooohooo. Holla at ur bitch. hhmmmm watcha say

xomzsroboto

 AIRPORT CHIC. VICTORIA BECKHAM AT HER FINEST.










I THINK I JUST FOUND THE OUTFIT I WANNA WEAR FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 

YOU KNOW WHATS KINDA AMAZING TOO? 
LYRICS TO LADY GAGA'S SONG "TELEPHONE"


"Stop callin', stop callin'; I don't wanna think anymore!; I left my head and my heart on the dance-floor" 



photocred: justjared.com

xomzsroboto

Helloow my dear online readers!

Words cannot express how I excited I am that GOSSIP GIRL is back from its grave. Can I get a HALLELUJAH? I don't know if you guys are aware of the REALITY INDEX OF GOSSIP GIRL ON NYMAG'S DAILY INTEL  (nymag.com/daily/intel)... that shit makes my TUESDAY MORNING... LIKE FREALS. 
I, however, would like to do an index of my own: TYJ vs BSBN

TYJ (THANK YOU JESUS)

• I know that I am not alone on this one.... but FINALLY, SERENA + NATE. MY GOD. SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION BUILD UP FINALLY THESE TWO WHORES/SLUT OF THE UPPER EAST SIDE FINALLY GOT TOGETHER. boring couple but finally... u know
• BLAIR + CHUCK will forever be my ideal relationship. They are just ideal for each other
• BLAIR and her unconditional love for CHUCK. SHE IS MY ROLE MODEL. VVV SAD BUT TRUE... this fictitious bitch is what I strive to become in realz
• JENNY and her PINK LIPSTCIK. Sewww purrrty. Never a fan of JENNY but I liked her in this eppy
• that DRUGGIE needs to go. I AM NOT EXCITED WITH THIS PLOT. throw away please
• LILY is just so exquisite. I strive to become her too. A gold digging 3?4?time divorcee carrying a Birkin and has a PRADA logo on her wall
• TYJ GG is BACKKKK. 

BULLSHIT BIIZNIT

• ugh, S + N having sex inside the coat check.... please stop making us feel like you guys are an exciting couple. B+C is even more exciting even if they're just bickering at each other
• "THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN YOUR(BLAIR'S) SOCIAL CLIMBING" (or something like that) ugh.... BULLSHIT. BLAIR is SOCIAL CLIMBING! c'monnn. WE ALL KNOW THAT
• RUFUS getting a bootycall? ugh... this is not RUFUS. He's squarer than DAN mr. lonelyboy
• DAN, do us a favor and just move to Boston or something... I don't understand why you're still in this show. at least, you're sister Jenny is trying to fit in by being the Queen bITCH.... 
• where the hell is ERIC? I need me some gay brother!

So, overall the season premiere was lackluster. It's ok. I'll never turn back on GG how awful and twisted the plot may become... :D

oh, and HIGH SOCIETY starring Tinsley Mortimer just had its pilot episode... hmmm. not quite sure about this show yet. I will watch it just cause I am obsess with anything social, manhattan, drama, $$$, and alcohol. 

TaTa... I'm feeling very high society right now... will pop a bottle of Vieux Coucou and enjoy Dove dark chocolates cause I'm pretentious and poor like that.... :D

xomzsroboto

Whaddada post? oh yea. I just turned 2ne1. wooohooo.  can I get a WUT WUT! lol

I bought new lipstick... MAC in ravishing (peachy orange creme shine) ;D too orang-y but when you blot ur lips, it leaves a peachy tint which is nice... :D

I really applaud all those mofo bloggers out there. HOW CAN YOU ACTUALLY THINK OF TOPICS TO POST? No wonder there are a bajillion "FASHION" bloggers out there.... you can always talk about clothes and clothes and eventually clothes.... what a vapid process. no offense 

I don't even know why I started this blog cause everyone damn well knows that I FCKNG HATE WRITING and I don't apologize for my lackluster essays cause I dont give a fck. 

hmmm

anyway, why not talk about my 2ne1st birthday experience. Az ya'll know, US of the fckng A's legal age for drinking is 2ne1 and ya'll know that aint stopping no one especially mzsroboto. I've done my share of partying back home and here in the USovA. Honestly, as patty (pathetic) as this may sound, I really just partied with gay federation! That means... gay clubs only. Nothing worse that a straight (?! am I sure lol) girl trying to get a boyfriend stuck in a gay club. don't fret, cause I love them gay clubs.... HOT GOOD LOOKING MEN W/O SLEEZY ASS GRABBING. Moving on, I went to a straight AZN (asian) club/lounge for the first time ya'll and can I just say that I was SCARED OUT OF MY WITS. oh yea. who wouldn't? I'm scared of ugly guys trying to grab my boobies/ass and scared that no decent guy would hit on me! WTF. I KNOW RIGHT. I KNOW YA'LL CAN FEEL ME! 

the night was fun nonetheless. All i can hear basically was SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT and BIRTHDAY SEX BIRTHDAY SEX and HAPPY BIRTHDAY and WHAT'S YOUR NAME and WANNA DANCE (ugh, no you're ugly). lol Funny, how even though I was pretty much drunk, I still have the decency and self preservation of a prune girl-laloo. All I was saying to my girllllfriendd is please don't let someone pick me up over and over again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is probably why I am still fkcng SINGLE. 

after STEPPING ON EVERYONE'S FOOT, not that I regret stepping on ugly shoes haha, my sober girllfriendddd drove me home. She had to pull over so many times for fear of me vomiting all over her leather clad BMW. lol I was so sorrry that all I said was SORRY. haha I was half asleep and half giving directions. FCK I AM GANGSTER! hahaha 

This is not the end of the story, BEAR WITH ME. THIZ IZ THE BEST PART YA'LL. As I was taking off my Herve Leger bondage dress, I started vomiting and HELL NO AM I EATING MY OWN VOMIT.... (do you know how gross that taste like) so I vomited all over the floor and the bathroom sink and my dress.... I didn't care anymore. I went to bed wearing my make up and Givenchy gladiators. Woke up after 3 hours to clean up my own puke and that was FAIL. STILL DRUNK. SUPER DRUNK THAT I FELL ON MY OWN DRIED UP PUKE. woke up after 4 hours and saw myself in the mirror.... all I can say is WOW. I LOOK LIKE THAT HOOKER FROM 1984 novel. Imagine me, in undies with my vintage mink coat (I guess I wore it because I was cold that night) HAHAHA, Givenchy glads, running mascara and sex hair (no I didn't get my birthday sex). GOOD TIMES. GOOD TIMES. 

how bout YA'LL? how did u celebrate ur 2ne1st? :D or celebrating? :D (kids, remember to say no to SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS) I, thank you

btw, Im heading to the SIN CITY this weekend. Can I get a "you lucky bitch". Oh yea I am ;)

hmmm, whatchasay

xomzsroboto

source: youtube

Being the impulse buyer that I am... I finally got the make-up fix I needed last Sunday. I finally bought powder for my face... IK! Who the fuck doesn't own powder? Well, I don't have oily face and I use mineral make up so I didn't find the need to wear powder. Not surprisingly, powder is just powder. NOTHING. NADA. SHEER. LIKE WEARING BABY POWDER. Whatever, I bought it.... no turning back now. I almost bought their mineralized skin finish but the TRANNY S.A. was honest enough to tell me that I don't need that since I already use bare minerals foundation. Anyway, felt very let down by MAC. I was never a fan. I WAS ALWAYS MORE OF A SHU UEMURA GIRL. Hmmmmk. Maybe wrong product? I think overall, I don't like how MAC is packaged... not product package but their kiosk, their boutiques, and their collabs. I like SHU, it's clean, clear and feels fresh. 

So, after staring at the TRANNY trying to help me find the right powder color, I WAS LIKE.... WOAH. She has like 5 colors of eye shadows on. I guess MAC requires at least 3 colors but 5.... wow.... and contrasting colors too. So, any of you worked for a make-up retailer ever? I wanna work for SHU just for the fun of it.... I WANNA READ SOME REAL LIFE EXPERIENCES...! :D

I can't wait for NEXT WEEK! I want to buy new eye shadow brushes! YEY. Also, my Tory Burch flats are so busted... it looks so ghetto. So sad to wear them out.... considering my school is so pretentious... I need to be pretentious too. Everyone just looks you from head to toe. Never felt so judged before and I had my fair share of "pageants". OMG. CAN I JUST GRADUATE NOW?! 

SORRY for lame title. Im not a good writer. 

xomzsroboto

 I HATE BEING REMINDED OF VALENTINE'S DAY. OMFG. WILL EVERYONE SHUTUP ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY ALREADY. No. I am not bitter because I am dateless. I JUST DON'T LIKE THIS MADE UP DAY! WHAT A CONSUMER PROPAGANDA!!!!! LET'S JUST STOP PRETENDING THAT WE NEED TO CELEBRATE LOVE ON FEB 14TH. THAT IDEA IS JUST STUPID! If you want to celebrate LOVE.... celebrate it everyday. EVERYDAY!!!! Doesn't that make more sense.... since people proclaim that LOVE is such a great and powerful thing.... why not celebrate it everyday?! OMFG. ok. rant over. Happy Valentine's day. ♥

ANYWAY. HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! Woot Woot! REMEMBER TO WEAR BLUE AND NOT TAKE A BATH ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE NEW YEAR! NOW GIVE ME SOME 年糕!!!!! I MISS IT SO MUCH!

恭喜發財！ 紅包拿來！

xomzsroboto

THERE ARE NO WORDS TO SUFFICE MY NONSENSICAL OBSESSION WITH ANYTHING KOREAN... LET ALONG

BIGBANG

if you haven't heard of them.... screw you! kidding! I won't judge cause I hate it when people judge me for my cultural obsession.  

ANYWAY. People always ask me who's my favorite member.... it varies and up to this point, I still can't decide. ILUVTHEMALL!



G-DRAGON. whatuppp! he's so editorial and high fashion. blows my mind. hope he's not gay. it would break my roboto heart.


IN OTHER NEWS ABOUT MY LIFE. not that anyone cares...

I visited a local bookstore with a friend for the first time. He was totally baffled by my apparent LOVE for books. Every time I visit bookstores, I'm just engrossed... feels like I'm being sucked into a literary universe. I LOVE THE SMELL OF OLD AND NEW BOOKS. I LOVE PEOPLE WATCHING.... OBSERVING WHAT BOOKS PEOPLE READ. JUDGING THEM BY THE BOOKS THEY HOLD. I just enjoying passing judgement on people I don't know. haha ANYWAY. I was telling my friend that I am outraged... maybe that's a lil exaggerated... but I am really bothered by the PROLIFERATION OF EBOOKS. OMG. How can you prefer a KINDLE over a paperback? or a hardbound? the smell... the feel... flipping through pages.... THERE IS NO BETTER EXPERIENCE OF READING A BOOK OTHER THAN READING A "BOOK "AND NOT AN EBOOK. How can you not appreciate the COVER OF THE BOOK ITSELF. THE COLORS, THE PERFECTLY ANALYZED FONT AND PICTURES.... THE MARKETING THAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT BEFORE YOU EVEN FLIP THE BOOK OPEN? I fully appreciate and understand the concept behind ebooks but I don't get the point. Maybe I'm getting old... just like how my grandparents don't get the computer. WOW. perspective. ALSO, IT BOTHERS ME THAT MY FRIEND WAS SHOCK THAT I READ! he said he always though that I was just a magazine person.... not even a business journal.... more like VOGUE et al...OMFG. WHAT AN OFFENSIVE REMARK. HAHAHAHA I told him that I read the ECONOMIST and he was floored. omg. do I look that dumb and superficial? do I sound VAPID at times? oh help me god. 

and so I left the bookstore with so much joy inside that I just wouldn't shutup about the books that I want to read. 

oh the simple joys of LIFE. 

I leave you with the music that was on roboto replay for the year 2009. :D


BigBang - Lies




hmmm.... whatchasay?

xomzsroboto

photo credit: bb-flow.com